Freaking Antiviruses

The computer may have improved our lives greatly, but these crappy antiviruses are a real pain in the ass. I am onto my seventh anitvirus now, and believe you me they all suck. Don't think any one has ever protected me against any virus, but they surely have bugged me a lot by slowing down my lousy computer and throwing crappy messages of which I can't make heads and tails.

Heard about this antivirus war. Not between the antivirus manufacturers and poor hackers but in fact among the antivirus companies themselves. The theory goes saying that all companies spend more money in actually making viruses which other antiviruses wouldn't be able to anti-out, and hence boost up their sales. Now if they are making all the viruses, what are the hackers doing, they are getting jobless. Or are they the ones who have formed this anti-antivirus-company group to fight the evil and are just misunderstood, damn they are like e-age freedom fighters. Or were there ever any hackers, just another government conspiracy!!!

Maybe its all Microsoft's plan, the satanic Bill Gates' another way to get richer. Intentionally make so many faults in the operating system making it vulnerable. Haven't we all heard (though few would have tried) that Linux, Mac n all have real low virus problem. Microsoft is like the corrupt government employee taking bribes from the antivirus companies to help em out. Or a way to rule the world (read an article where Nostradamus claimed the end of world by a devil which the author claimed to be Gates, with all the references sounding actually quite convincing)

Well whatever it maybe, I am in a desperate need of a good antivirus which doesn't fuck up my computer badly, and course its pirated version is easily available for download. So if you know of one, do suggest me.